1950s-Come get your thalidomide! No morning sickness for you!….and don’t worry about losing your baby or deformities, at least we got rid of the morning sickness
1970s- buy USA made drugs, not that cheap Mexican shit. Get this cartel outta my turf; it’s a war–I mean, a war on drugs!
1980s-come get your oxy and xanax! Come get a fix for all your opioid needs!
1990s- we’ve got downers and now we’ve got plenty of uppers! Check out this Adderall and Ritalin! We even got scripts for your kids–A family friendly drug! We’re just making shit up now! You got a shaky leg, we got some shit for that!
2000s-Come get your flu vaccine! Got any year, any strain you want (but what I can’t tell you is that it’s all the same)! Get em while their hot! Get em before ya die, get em before you realize how fear mongaring works! Don’t worry about the side affects like autism; we didn’t do any research, why should you?!
Drug stores in Australia are called chemists. One Australian told me, “when I was in the U.S., it always confused me when you guys would say that you had to stop by the drug store and pick up snacks”. Chemist stores in Australia sell strictly pharmaceuticals, not ice cream and liquor like we do in the U.S. I found it funny and then laughed more when I understood the dirty truth of it. Yeah, drug stores sell drugs, the pharmaceutical companies push them and the government backs them, getting their lobbyist cut. Yeah, we have a drug cartel in our country and it doesn’t come from over the border. At least big business had the gall to call it what it is having gotten away with it for so long.